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Post: #361   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

suppressemotion wrote:
एक कंजूस की शादी में बार बार पानी पेश किया जा रहा था!
संता भूख से बेहाल होकर चिल्लाया: भाई बिरयानी मिलेगी क्या? पानी गले में अटक गया है! 24 24 24 24 24







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Post: #362   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

amitkbaid1008 wrote:
suppressemotion wrote:
kal raat Manmohan singh ke dream mein Gandhi ji aye

Gandhi ji ne pucha --meri topi,chasma, aur danda kha e????????

Manmohan singh said--topi aur chasma to anna k pass or danda anna ne hmari g_n_d mein dia hua e


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Manmohan Singh - TOPI to hamne janta ko pehna di


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Post: #363   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aromal wrote:
New Hindi SMS ( Page 1 )
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# ये जोक पढ़ोगे तो हंसते-हसते मर जाओगे! इसलिये भेजा ही नहीं, अगर आपको कुछ हो गया तो?
आप मेरे दोस्त हो, मैं ध्यान नहीं रखूँगा तो कौन रखेगा? बताना जरा!





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Post: #364   PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:45 pm    Post subject: Time Pass Reply with quote

Enjoy


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Post: #365   PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:47 am    Post subject: KOMPLETELY FINISHED AIRLINE Reply with quote

This appeared in a Goa newspaper. Appears KFA is competing with Israeli El Al to be the safest airline in the world!!!

Prakash Holla



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Post: #366   PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Green


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Post: #367   PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:19 pm    Post subject: powerless! Reply with quote

Powerless!


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Post: #368   PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 11:45 am    Post subject: Hasna Mana Hai Reply with quote

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Post: #369   PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 3:56 pm    Post subject: Always allow the Boss to speak first Reply with quote

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to
a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder
lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.The ghost says: Normally,
one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one
wish each”

So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to
be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfufffff and
he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be
in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and
cocktails.”Pfufffff and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said, “I want these two idiots back right now .” Pfuffff ……….:p

Lesson :- ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST
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Post: #370   PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

An Afghan Introduced himself to Pakistan Immigration Officer as Ex-Minster of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan Pakistani Officer was Surprised & said .... But There Is No Sea in Afghanistan How Can You Be The Ex Minister of Ports & Shipping? Afghan Replied .... Brother you too have A Law Minister In Pakistan! 24
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Post: #371   PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
> Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
> Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
> Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
> Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
> Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale". ?
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Post: #372   PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then:
Shashi Kapoor: Mere paas MAA hai!

Now:
Raabert: Mere paas SASU MAA hai!
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Post: #373   PostPosted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend

Inside of a dog, its too dark to read

Groucho Marx
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Post: #374   PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It couldnt have happened to a nicer BEVDA!
Moral of the story: chori karo sabse, lekin employees se nahi!

After yesterday's T20 final:

1 Twitter post: MERE 14 CR GAYE PAANI ME!

2 Twitter post #2: Yuvraj to his KFA fan club: Main badla lene aa raha huun!

3 Twitter post #3: VM wnats to sell YS before start of IPL on OLX or even QUIKR!
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Post: #375   PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:07 am    Post subject: Funny Reply with quote

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