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Post: #346   PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wife to husband: You don't love me at all.
Husband points towards their 5 children and says, 'Do you think I have downloaded them from Google'? 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24
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Post: #347   PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

एक बार एक आम आदमी जोर जोर से चिल्लारहा था, "प्रधानमंत्री निकम्मा है ."
पुलिस के एक सिपाही ने सुना और उस की गर्दन पकड़ के दो रसीद किये और बोला, "चल थाने, प्रधानमंत्री की बेइज्ज़ती करता है?" ...

वो बोला, "साहब मै तो कह रहा था फ़्रांस का प्रधानमंत्री निकम्मा है."

ये सुन कर सिपाही ने दो और लगाए और बोला, "साले, बेवक़ूफ़ बनता है! क्या हमे नहीं पता कहाँ का प्रधानमंत्री निकम्मा है?",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 24 24 24 24 24
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Post: #348   PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
Very Happy
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Post: #349   PostPosted: Sat Sep 17, 2011 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"VEER "
Jahan Se Post Karunga 5-10 Post Ek Sath Bhej Dunga.

" WANTED "
Ek Baar Jo Maine "POST" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO Uske Baad To Main "ADMIN(PT SIR)" Ki Bhi Nahi Sunta..

" DABANGG "
Hum Tumhare thread Mein Itne POST Karenge Ki Confuse Ho Jaoge Ki Konsa Dekhe Aur Konsa Like Kare..

"Ready"
3 Cheezon Ko Kabhi Under Estimate Mat Karna My Comment, My Like & My Post.

"Bodyguard"
Mujh Par Ek Ehsan Karna Ke Mere Post Ka Kabhi Apmaan Na Karna 24 24 24
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Post: #350   PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post: #351   PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:04 pm    Post subject: Good One! Reply with quote

One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was
the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's
biggest cosmetics companies.
The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a
soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the
problem to the assembly line, which transported all the packaged
boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, one soap
box went through the assembly line empty.
Management asked its engineers to solve the problem. Post-haste,
the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with
high-resolution monitors manned by two people to watch all the soap
boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty.
No doubt, they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent
whoopee amount to do so.

But when a rank-and-file employee in a small company was posed
with the same problem, he did not get into complications of X-rays,
etc but instead came out with another solution. He bought a strong
industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He
switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan,it simply
blew the empty boxes out of the line.



Moral :
Keep It Simple i.e. always look for Simple solutions.
Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem Smile
So, learn to focus on solutions not on problems...
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Post: #352   PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:12 pm    Post subject: Nice and funny quotes Reply with quote

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Now, last but not least....

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
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Post: #353   PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A reply to Ajay's education bias comment in appropriate forum not to disturb our Admin Jahanpanas!

Italian girl takes her US boyfriend home to meet her relations. That is my mother: sculptor, aunt (painter), father (economist), uncle (newspaper arts reporter), uncle (communist leader) etc.
American noticed dirty powerful man in banian/ shorts at other end of table eating alone, not talking, served by old woman rushing from kitchen to refill his red wine and spaghetti/ noodles
Who's that? That is nobody. But, but? Oh he Antonio, my uncle. What does he do? Oh he only manages our family's 100 trucks. He only makes money. He is a nobody!!!!!!!
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Post: #354   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Post: #355   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hasten wrote:
"VEER "
Jahan Se Post Karunga 5-10 Post Ek Sath Bhej Dunga.

" WANTED "
Ek Baar Jo Maine "POST" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO Uske Baad To Main "ADMIN(PT SIR)" Ki Bhi Nahi Sunta..

" DABANGG "
Hum Tumhare thread Mein Itne POST Karenge Ki Confuse Ho Jaoge Ki Konsa Dekhe Aur Konsa Like Kare..

"Ready"
3 Cheezon Ko Kabhi Under Estimate Mat Karna My Comment, My Like & My Post.

"Bodyguard"
Mujh Par Ek Ehsan Karna Ke Mere Post Ka Kabhi Apmaan Na Karna 24 24 24





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Post: #356   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:32 am    Post subject: Re: Nice and funny quotes Reply with quote

bolband_macd wrote:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
############################

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
############################

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
############################

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
############################

Now, last but not least....

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
############################




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Post: #357   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

prasadkonda wrote:
Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
Very Happy




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Post: #358   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hasten wrote:
एक बार एक आम आदमी जोर जोर से चिल्लारहा था, "प्रधानमंत्री निकम्मा है ."
पुलिस के एक सिपाही ने सुना और उस की गर्दन पकड़ के दो रसीद किये और बोला, "चल थाने, प्रधानमंत्री की बेइज्ज़ती करता है?" ...

वो बोला, "साहब मै तो कह रहा था फ़्रांस का प्रधानमंत्री निकम्मा है."

ये सुन कर सिपाही ने दो और लगाए और बोला, "साले, बेवक़ूफ़ बनता है! क्या हमे नहीं पता कहाँ का प्रधानमंत्री निकम्मा है?",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 24 24 24 24 24




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Post: #359   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

suppressemotion wrote:
Wife to husband: You don't love me at all.
Husband points towards their 5 children and says, 'Do you think I have downloaded them from Google'? 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24









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Post: #360   PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

suppressemotion wrote:
teacher batao sach desh bhakat kon hota hein
student jo english tiolet seat pur bhi indian style mein betha ho 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24 24








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