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Post: #31   PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

suppressemotion wrote:
Dear Prime Minister, I heard you would like to freeze the pay rates for soldiers starting next year. Would you also consider cutting your own pay to save more money for our country? While you're at it, lets reduce all MP's pay too. If the people who risk their lives don't get an increase in pay why should we continue raising pay for those who take no risks and reap the benefits?

TO SUPPORT THIS DO REPLY Smile

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Post: #32   PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

suppressemotion wrote:
PJ of the century.
Who was the 1st Indian to use 4G?
Har baar Rajnikant nahi hota yaar.
Ans: It`s Anil Kapoor. aG oG lo G suno G. 24 24 24

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Post: #33   PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

he most embarrassing moment for boys.
When one of your female friends calls you in the morning and your mother picks up the call and say: `Beta is in latrine.` anger4 anger3 24
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Post: #34   PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you haven't heard this one:
Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies...Next day during the vote out:
Rajinikanth: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai! 24 24 2guns
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Post: #35   PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

suppressemotion wrote:
If you haven't heard this one:
Rajinikanth got selected in Roadies...Next day during the vote out:
Rajinikanth: I'm sorry Raghu, apka Roadies ka safar yahi khatam hota hai! 24 24 2guns

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Post: #36   PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Santa produced a movie based on the classic western: `The Good, The Bad & The Ugly`. So he decided to name it `Me, My Wife & My Mother-in-law`. 24 24 AEOM
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Post: #37   PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What will you call the value meal consisting of a bun bread, tea and soda?
Bun, (Tea) and Bubbly. 24 24
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Post: #38   PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What would you call Adnan Sami if he becomes half his size?
Adnan Semi. 24 24
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Post: #39   PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A boy was coming home with his mother when he sees a couple kissing on the road!
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he says,'Mommy, look, thosd two are fighting for a chewing gum!' 24 24 AEOM
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Post: #40   PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A vacant post of CEO. Send CV to hr@al-qaeda.com AEOM 24
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Post: #41   PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rajnikant was shot today..
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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…
Mr. Green 24 AEOM
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Post: #42   PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 2:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Father:Wht can u do 4 my daughter..?
Boy:I would die 4 her!
father:I wont let her marry u.

...Boy: Why?
father:I’m looking 4 some1 who would live for her,not some1 who would just die n leave her alone….
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Moral:don’t b a hero! sometimes its results in insult… Razz Shocked Shocked
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Post: #43   PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga,

Uski Doli Jo Uthi.

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<))> XcuSe mE
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Koi Baat Nhi,
Dosri Phansa lon ga..! 24 AEOM
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Post: #44   PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

suppressemotion wrote:


Koi Baat Nhi,
Dosri Phansa lon ga..! 24 AEOM


supressemotion,

You are going in the right direction.

I am sure you will be a great trader one day.

This is the true spirit of the trader keep it up ! 24 24 24
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Post: #45   PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 10:36 am    Post subject: RAJNIKANT Reply with quote

A frustrated mesage from Rajnikant to all :

"Saalo ek limit hoti hai...

Ab yeh kaun likh rha hai ki Rajnikant

tatti khata hai aur piche se roti nikalta hai ???
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