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Post: #121   PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gulf War Remembered!


Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?
A: Turkey.

Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?
A: Foreign Ambassador

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.

Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,000,000.

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to teach them to take off.

Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo ?
A: B-52...F-16...A-10

Q: What is Iraq's national bird ?
A: Duck

Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ?
A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats ?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
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Post: #122   PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Santa:-Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no. Le liya.

Banta-Phir kya hua?

Santa- bewkoof kal raat se apni behan ko romantic msgs bhej rha h

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Post: #123   PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GOLU:Muje Sanskrit Sikha do Pandit g,

G: Devtao ki Bhasha H Swrg Me Zrurt Padegi,

P:Agr Narak Gya To,

G:Gaaliyo ka diploma Delhi_Belly se kr liya hy.

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Post: #124   PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Musical description of political scenerio..

anna: char baj gaye lekin party abhi baaki he
kiran bedi: bhag bhag d.k.bose
advani: giv me everythin 2nite
arvind: disco wale khisko
shushma swaraj: dance pe chance marle
lalu: aapka kya hoga janabe aali
ramdev: all crazy shit i did 2nite tht will b best memory
ambika soni: tu jane na
DigVijay: e ganpat chal daru la
sibal: me karu to sala charcter dhila he
sonia: munni badnaam hui darling tere liye
manmohan: me toh aveinyi aveinyi lut gayaaaa..Wink
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Post: #125   PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jimmie wrote:
Musical description of political scenerio..

anna: char baj gaye lekin party abhi baaki he
kiran bedi: bhag bhag d.k.bose
advani: giv me everythin 2nite
arvind: disco wale khisko
shushma swaraj: dance pe chance marle
lalu: aapka kya hoga janabe aali
ramdev: all crazy shit i did 2nite tht will b best memory
ambika soni: tu jane na
DigVijay: e ganpat chal daru la
sibal: me karu to sala charcter dhila he
sonia: munni badnaam hui darling tere liye
manmohan: me toh aveinyi aveinyi lut gayaaaa..Wink
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Post: #126   PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:36 pm    Post subject: GOOD BYE PRAYER Reply with quote

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma." The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy Moley, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy." He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he

would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson.
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Post: #127   PostPosted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:00 pm    Post subject: LETTER OF RECCOMENDATION Reply with quote

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION


1 Trevor McDonalds, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Trevor works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Trevor never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Trevor is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.


**Addendum

The idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote this report. Now that he is gone,
kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
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