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DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY

 
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Post: #1   PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:05 pm    Post subject: DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY Reply with quote

DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY:

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers and
scientists can never earn as much salary as business
executives and sales people
.

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical
equation based on the following three postulates:


Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every engineer knows): Power = Work / Time


By substitution, since Knowledge = Power, Postulate 3 becomes:
Knowledge = Work / Time


and since Time = Money, we have:
Knowledge = Work / Money


Solving for Equation of Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity,
regardless of the amount of Work done.


Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make.


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Post: #2   PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi Mayur,

How true the theorem is in trading perceptive.


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Post: #3   PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very true

More knowledge more confusion Confused
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Post: #4   PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mayur , itna gyan mat baato mere bhai, its reducing my money. Or are you trying to do away with the knowledge you have to push your bank balance to infinity ?
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Post: #5   PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:38 pm    Post subject: Re: DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY Reply with quote

Continuition of last establishment......Knowledge=work/money
If one's money trends to Nil, knowledge will be towards infinity. This invarse relation establishes that both Lakshmi & Saraswati will not be kept in same place....
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Post: #6   PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:31 am    Post subject: Re: DILBERT'S THEOREM ON SALARY Reply with quote

gomsi02 hi


gomsi02 wrote:
Continuition of last establishment......Knowledge=work/money
If one's money trends to Nil, knowledge will be towards infinity. This invarse relation establishes that both Lakshmi & Saraswati will not be kept in same place....



that was really too good thumbup

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